So today we not only get to close out the week and month but it is the start of the Summer of 2012. What are we going to see this summer? Is it going to be explosive with all the turmoil in Europe or is it going to be a dragged out slow death like an episode of the Pauly D Project?? Well time will tell but we have a top 10 list of “The Events Most Likely to Happen in the Summer of 2012”. Here we go but please keep in mind that this is being conceived as I type it:

#10. Mark Zuckerberg  decides to buy-back all outstanding shares of Facebook because his new bride tells him that she wishes everything was like it was in the good old days.

#9. Astoria takes Greece’s place in the EU just to keep that Mediterranean flare in the group

#8. Because the Yankees are running out of closers they turn to Martin Brodeur thinking a save is a save regardless of sport

#7. Wells Fargo decides being the biggest mortgage lender in the US by about 35% is not enough so they make a run at buying the Fed

#6. We see the Mets on an episode of Pawn Stars trying to sell the homerun apple so they can make the July 15^th payroll

#5. The Situation gets arrested during the new season of the Jersey Shore for assaulting another arrogant guido only for the case to be dismissed because they realized he just punched a mirror

#4. Mitt Romney buys the naming rights from Macy’s for the July 4^th Fireworks display

#3. A scandal erupts in the Jets camp when Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow are spotted taking the Fire Island ferry to Cherry Grove

#2. Obama decides at the last minute to not run for another term so he can join the new cast of Saturday Night Live

#1. Oprah agrees to bailout Greece